Ok, this is pretty funny but you’ve got to feel sorry for this person. I don’t know about you but I’ve been robbed more than once, and it never felt good and each time it ticked me off more and more. If I had seen this after the second time I was broken into, I probably would have rewrote it and did exactly that for a few nights. I do recommend however that you don’t confront anyone who tries to break into your car. Chances are they aren’t expecting to see you and there’s no saying how they will react. I would however have my phone read to call the police. I also read somewhere once that someone booby-trapped their car and the criminal was seriously hurt. While that does sound like sweet justice, the owner of the vehicle was charged with assault, and had the criminal died it probably would have been some form of murder charge. Justice? Ha! Not!
If for some reason you are having a hard time reading the note, here’s it is:
Dear Criminals,
Please stop breaking into my car, there is nothing left. Also, I understand taking the stereo & CDs, but what are you going to do with my registration, and why did you break my ocarina? It was a present, dick.
Try again and I’ll go Gordon Freeman on your ass. That’s right, I’m camping behind some creates right now, watching you read this.
Sincerely,
F*** You
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